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In we stumble drunkenly towards the finish line, accompanied by: stank, electrocution, green sprogs, inappropriate makeout locations, and literacy-promoting facial hair. Sounds like a legacy!

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Once again after a long hiatus produced by life and stuff, I deliver another chapter of the Kirkegaards. In this chapter, there is fishing, unnecessary death, and too many vests.

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Kirkegaard Legacy Chapter 21

Ingredients needed: 3 straw hats, 1 afterlife-earth frequent-flyer discount, 500 boxes of pet food, 1 puffy vest, several absurd costumes, 1 bottle of rum.

Do you need anybody? I need somebody to love.Collapse )
11 July 2012 @ 11:31 am
This is SEVERAL months after this dare is already over, but I didn't have time to post this when it was actually an active dare, and I had so much fun thinking up ideas that I couldn't resist.

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Summertime...and the livin’ is procrastinate-y...

Welcome to the Kirkegaard Chapter 21 (21 is a lot). In this chapter, there is lots of smustling, fighting, fainting, and toga partying. There is not a lot of well-adjusted parenting.

No, I get by with a little help from my friends, I get high with a little help from my friends, and I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends...Collapse )

It's the time of year again where the cold makes me lazy and you get Kirkegaard updates! Happy New Year, may you prosper, proctor, plunder, and pamper.

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It's another installment of the Kirkegaard legacy, in which Generation 5 grows rather large and I enjoy naming things. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll scratch your kneecaps! Take it away, Kirkegaards!

Everything is all right. You're all invited to the wedding of Aunt Fanny's eight-pound boy.Collapse )

Ladies and gentlemen and gnomes of all varieties! Your voices have been heard! Your votes have been counted! Your trays have been bussed! Your hands have been sanitized! Your packages have been signed for!

We arrive this afternoon on the 4:30. Kindly reserve two floors and three ceilings. Must be mice.Collapse )